Seasoned Fries

Apr 11

emilianadarling:

kidcthulhu:

I felt this needed to exist. 

#you tried tony #you tried

Apr 11

fuelingit:

idratherbewiththedogs:

Why rescue, volunteer, foster, or adopt?

#uglysobbing

Apr 11

giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.
Apr 11

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

Apr 11
Apr 11

scifisweetheart:

ladyhistory:

WHY ARE SPIDER-MAN AND LOKI AND HOT DOGS A THING???

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Just Spiderman and Loki eating hotdogs in NYC.

Apr 11
Apr 11

quote The nicest people I’ve ever met were covered in tattoos and piercings and the most judgemental people I’ve ever met are the ones that go to church every Sunday.

— Unknown  (via perfect)
Apr 11
overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

Apr 11

thatwetshirt:

School of Rock (2003)

God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people’s minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray, Amen.

Apr 11
Apr 11
Apr 11

catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

Via BuzzFeed

Apr 11
mygoldengeist:

the-archetype-of-civilization:

askstarliner:

This is real film of a real ghost

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t 

mygoldengeist:

the-archetype-of-civilization:

askstarliner:

This is real film of a real ghost

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t 

Apr 11